Sunday, February 15, 2009

the Z is back in da mornin

hi again.r and rose r stilll sleeping.boobs. but thats okay i have been awake since like 5:30AM. im kinda bored and talking on the phone with ashley. she moved. lol and u have no idea who im talking about. i dont even no if these u people exist. but oh well. nyway R and Rose r sleepy bum holes and wont get up already. or maybe they r and i just dont no it cuz im down stairs and they sadly r up the stairs....as of now im way too lazy to go try and wake them up again. i tried waking them up 2 times. once at around 7 and i was just being really stupid bcuz i had to pee so i walked to the bathroom and peeed and came bac...on my way to getting bac on the bed i tripped and hit the bed hard, it was funny so i laughed. it woke Rose up and wen R didnt get up i got mad and tickled her feet. she said something along the lines of u said u would let us sleep! (fyi i never said that) Rose was up and sleepy so i let her go back to bed. i sat there bored then decided to get dressed so i did and sat abc on the bed. my hair looked all funny so i did that too, but in the prosses of doing so i tripped and fell Rose and R didnt even notice...(which made it so much less funny) but my phone vibrated on the bed and it scared the crap out of Rose and she said something like "was that ur phone?" "yes" "oh i thought u wer just torturing me" which did not make much sense bcuz i had left them alone for a while. then i got more bored and took pics of Rs walls and then ended up here writing about my morning....only god nos y.

Z:ur stupid

Zn2:no ur stupid

Z:im u tho!!!

Zn2:so ur calling urself stupid?

Z:-looks down at self- yes....

Zn2:mmmmm muffins

Z:dont say that im so hungry -stomach grawls-

(if u didnt catch that im having a conversation with myself.)

Zn2:so eat.

Z:i cant till stupid R gets up its her house!

Zn2: well then shut up.

Z:k

Zn2:-sits stairing at screen-

Z:im leaving

Zn2: fine

Saturday, February 14, 2009

WERE BLOOOOOOGGGIIIINNNNNN BABBYY!!!!

Z-takes shit- okay lets do it

R: aww Z we just got a new carpet, why you gotta go and do that

Z:i had to go,,,the kitten will eat it.and die.fucking masturbaters.

R:Why KITTY WHY!!!!!!!!!

-Rose appears in a large boof of flog- which in case you were wondering is fog...with an l (Z did it)

Z:-sits ans stares at keys-

R:Where the heck did you get those keys...

Z:-glares at R- keyboard idiot.

Rose cocks-

Z: hehehe cock.

Rose cocks her head and wonders if they noticed her.

R:Okay even I think thats phunny....Z you belong in a phunny pharm

Z: laughs uncontrolably. hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAhahahah PHUNNNYYYYYY!!!!!! tehee -relizes she is about to piss thyself-

R: CLEAR THE WAY!!!! -gunshots are heard- wait. Z pees bullets? thats weird.

rose: WTF U GUYS IM RIGHT HERE!!!! SHIT!!! WAS THAT Z'S????!!!!!!

R: Oo hellooooooo........ -totally didnt realze-

Z:-sits- ummm...-relizes her pants are warmer than usualy- guys? ummmm-gets sad she pissed herself then gets over it- did u no that ....-forgets wut she was saying-

R:Walruses crawl up your butt occasionally? Yes. we noticed. zomg walruses!!!

Z: thanz....-stares at ketys again-

R:boobtube.

Z:wut kind of bees make milk????-doesnt leave time for anyone to answer- BOO-BEES!!!!(.)(.)

R:You nasty. you vewy nasty. Rose cocks.........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


Rose: -looks at computer cable-

Z:looks like a snake

Rose: i want a snake that big wen i grow up.

Z:who is the nasty 1 now ???!!!!!!-loooks at self- still me...

R: MIND RAPE!!!!!!!!-flashing neon lights-

-25 MINUTES LATER-

R:-eyes wide- 729 729 729 729 729......-screams!-

Z: -leaves the room-

-729 later- wait.waht?!?!?!

boob. ina tube.

Z:-comes bak with new pants-

R: -FORGETS-

Rose: -starts telling a story about someones teeth in her head...-

Z:-scratchez belly-

Rose:-farts-

R:itll give her balls a good brake...

Z:my boyfrend hasnt been here for weeks they have had thier break!

R:WAHT THE- -surprised expression- wati. so you do have ball!!!!!!!

Z:no i like my boyfriends.

Rose: those teeth really hurt.!!-deepens into thought-

Z:kiss my butt

R:so u said kiss my butt?

Z:y yes i did.

R:ok just making sure

Rose:u can never be too sure

R:cookies

Z:mmmmm i like them cookies

Rose: i like um hot and spicy

Z:im not sure spicy cookies would be very good.

R:she was making a sexual joke

Z:thats my job!!!!

Rose:my balls itch

R:-points at rose- So u have the balls!!?!?!?!?

Z:she was making a sexual joke blablabla

Rose:oh z get over it.

R:get over wut is there a hurtle somewhere.???-laughs at own stupid joke.

Rose:ummmm....-laughs-....so funny i forgot to laugh..

R:well i didnt!!!-laughs again-

Z:-thinks about wut to say-

Rose:-walks out of room-

Z:wut is she doing out there i hear groaning??!?!

R:-singing to self-

Z-surprised exspression-

Rs mom walks in:time for bed u young wiper snappers.

Z:bye!

Rose:still groaning

R:poop

the z worldio

hi......................im not totally sure how to do this bcuz i havent blogged but twice letter times.(if u dont get that dont worrie it just means u r smart...)i am wierd and i have this obsession with myspace, junk food, and my phone. without them i wud live no more.k is being stupid and making fun of blogging well ya no wut shut ur face and get a life!!!!!bleh!i really like this its fun.im kinda spazzy and one of the biggest clutzez u wud ever meet.im a bit stupid and dont like reading.for that reason i have a not good vocabullory and cant spell worth shyt.as u can probly tell.but i love myself...sometimes...and if u dont like me die in a whole for all i care cuz u dont no me.and if u do i no u would want me to shut up.if any of this makes then congrats ur an idiot.














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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im having fun....everytime u masturbate god kills a kitten so get out of bed!!!i just got a new kitten.
lalalalalala r is geting frustrated wwith the z cuz im a perve tehhee fart. -stairs at r- fuck u guys i noi cant spell screw u....u wud.perve. gtg bye!!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

LONELY...IM SO LOOONELY

Ummm......well hi, this is R. And this time Ill be bloggin....all alone. ;(

First thing bout me:3

Im not as el stupito as all you "readers" which Annkia is convinced exsist, tink I am. And *points to previous blog* I dooo noe where babies come from.

I am actually pretty smartular. I just lack, practically all, of my common sense. So yes I have a brain, I just chooses not to use it.
Physically: I have short, layeered black and blue hair and Im a basic, when labeled, Punky. Im pretty mush flat-chested, but I am always myself, so basically I dnot care what you thinnk about me. I have strong legs which means I am I sprinter in Track, and weirdly I want to try out for wrestling.... I have an extremely DARK sense of humor. My drugs are Music and Anime, and Im listening to music right now. I luff all my friends and enjoy In my spare time, ruining peoples lives. BWAHAHAHa!

Things bout everyone else.

Annika......oh she acts smart(weelll she is), but inside I noes that she is just as stupid as all the rest of us. She is super funny, but sometimes, to light and fluffy. She is a master of the internet. so other wise Iam married to her, along with her several other wives and Jerry, her only husband...I think. Unless she got married to the lawn gnome under her bed...In which case, she is a "playa" ....diggy dawg. TEHE :3 But I luffs her anyway.

Kysa......Well, she has this awesome bright red hair, that for a while she insisted be straight...but I like it better pOOfy. Oh, and Kysa you left your jacket at my house. N-E way, she and Z could probably kick basically anyones Butt! Kysa is in Kung Fu. And I could beat her in a race, but if she caught me, I'd probably be dead meat XP. Anyway, she is a great artist, but can be very defensive or way to modest about her art. I am also married to her.

Z......Z is my sister. but not blood wise. She is a wrestler and haveing two older brothers has developed a hard outer shell. She is a myspace addict and loves her phone. She could beat anyone in a dis- fight and she is super pretty, but is obviously unaware of how lucky she is...anyway I luffs her. :D

Y......your never on, you cuss too much, and you constintly complain on how your "boobs are too big" I hate you. You should just go die, seeing as no one would miss you or even notice, Your always mean to Annika, and copy everything Kysa does. I hate you, have fun, in hell.


Soory about that, I just got a little carried away. Anyway, GOOD_BYE people, I luffs you all, and You haven't met weird, stange, and confused, until you've met ME.


Wow, that was a long one... my fingers hurt....

Saturday, November 15, 2008

So we're back ~ |D

ALRIGHT.
So we poofed.
For like, five months. Which is good, because that means we haven't been bored, and we have a lot to say.
Unfortunately, on this evening that is now, it's only Annika & R. I know, you miss Z, Y, and Kysa with their doom and gloom.
Too bad.
Go cry in your corners, emo kids.
...ahahaha, as if we have readers.

~Beginning~

R: Annika, where do babies come from?

Annika: -___-; Uhm. It's a long story.

R: I have the time.

Annika: ...come sit on Santa's lap, and I'll tell you the story.

R: -comes and sits like a five year old- I wanna pony!

Annika: ...yeah. Uhm, for the story.

R: STORYTIME. : D

Annika: ...yeah. When a man loves a woman very much-

R: Ew romance. D:

Annika: Yes, ew. Which is why you never want to fall in love, because then the man will touch you, you will get pregnant-

R: 'Pregnant'?

Annika: It when the baby is in the mommy's belly. After nine months, the baby is born. But as I was saying. You will get pregnant, and you will die. 

R: Like the time when that one guy took my lollipop-

Annika: Yes. Exactly like that time. Only with less blood.

R: Aww. D:

Annika: -pat- I know. Now get off my lap. I'm losing feeling in my legs.

R: -slides off-

Annika: Now that that little event in time is done with, time to tell you readers (WE KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. >.>;) what we've been up to for the past five months.

June: 
Annika;; ...nothing. |D;
R;;My stupid Retard buttface of a sister got caught with drugs and went to jail. D| ...again. x3

July:
Annika;; I TURNED 12. 8DDDD July 26th, baby. We saw Wall-E and went roller skating and it was made of win. OH, and I got into my chat grouping obsession, AKA role playing as anime characters only with less description, and more crack. Still obsessed with it to this day.
R;; Uhm. I went to Annikas party, if that counts for me? 

August:
Both;; SCHOOL.
DUN DUN DUUUUUN.
Annika;; It was my first year of middle school, since we're in different countries I MEAN COUNTIES and we start in different grades. Like her = 6th grade, me = 7th. It was made of fail, with lockers, and teachers, and homework, oh my!
R;;  Same...ish. Except all of my teachers are flaming poopheads. I hope my social studies teacher dies in some form of freak accident including pecan pudding...>D

September:
Annika;; I GOT VIRTUALLY MARRIED. |D Numerous times. Please, don't ask.
R;; The month I first discovered that my friends (K) mother is a frekkin' wack-job fruit loop... otherwise...nothin'

October:
Annika;; UMUM. I got my next sash in Kung Fu. : D Because that's what keeps Annika semi-healthy, and she feels epic for passing. Yes. AND IT WAS HALLOWEEN ON THE 31ST. I was a jesterrrr.
R;;The worst halloween EVA!!!!!!! I threw up....all over the place. I was a ZOMBIE! o3o

November:
HERE WE AREEEE

A lot of other things probably happened, but nothing momentous enough to stick in our incredibly short attention spans.

R: Spans. That's such a funny word. :3 ...SPANSSS.

Annika: It reminds me of you.

R: Why? O.o

Annika: It sounds like spazz. ;D

R: That was so not funny, it burned.

Annika: Did I say it was supposed to be funny?

R: You implied.

Annika: LIAR. You're too quick to judge what a person says.

R: ...so?

Annika: IF YEW WERE DED OR STILL ALIVE, I DON'T CAAARE. X3

R: ...That HURTS...you big meanie face......SPANSSSS

Annika: ...and here we witness R's incredibly short attention span.

R: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. 8D

Annika: ...sure....
OHOH. I REMEMBERED SOMETHING FOR OCTOBER.
The English dub of Ouran High School Host Club came out. 8D
WHICH I /WILL/ BUY TOMORROW. >D

R: My sister was resently arested for cocaine......frikkin' AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Annika: Your sister is brilliant. My brother has been perfectly behaved in college. |D;

R: Wow, I wish my sister would move out :c Anyway, we have to go because.....because we...can.

Annika: Pure intelligence right there.

R: DON'T MOCK ME. -dramatic head turn-

Annika: Oh you'll get over it. If not, then I'd suggest a psychologist.
Anyway, we're off. ;D Toodles ~

Sunday, June 8, 2008

R is heer....u may bow...

asldfkjasdtrkuweialm we4kijo......... Z remember the moment when the chocolate milk balloon burst......you did not think it wuz funny and now you think that it is amazingly hilarious......u just wait.....It will be funny. Any way Im still recovering from Kysas party.....which was reallly fun. JIGGLY BUTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!! You must obey the FOAMY!!! *twitch*.......I will right more on the topic wen Z isnt watching everthing that I type......

Z. SCREW YOU!!!!!!

Z is angry

screw the people at kysas party!!!!!!!! trying to get me to pee my pants wen my head was hurting oh so very bad!!!!!!!!!mostly r though cuz she still is laughing its not funny wen u dont feel good and u cant go home and ur evil poop heads u call ''friends'' try to get u to wet urself!!!!!!!!!its just not funny!!!!!!!! ugh its not nice wut so ever!!!!!!!!!! just wait till our next sleep over r cuz i no ur reading this cuz ur standing over my shoulder laughing at everything i type!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry this is a very mean paragraph thing. NORF love the norf beleive in the norf _swa f.