So we poofed.
For like, five months. Which is good, because that means we haven't been bored, and we have a lot to say.
Unfortunately, on this evening that is now, it's only Annika & R. I know, you miss Z, Y, and Kysa with their doom and gloom.
Too bad.
Go cry in your corners, emo kids.
...ahahaha, as if we have readers.
~Beginning~
R: Annika, where do babies come from?
Annika: -___-; Uhm. It's a long story.
R: I have the time.
Annika: ...come sit on Santa's lap, and I'll tell you the story.
R: -comes and sits like a five year old- I wanna pony!
Annika: ...yeah. Uhm, for the story.
R: STORYTIME. : D
Annika: ...yeah. When a man loves a woman very much-
R: Ew romance. D:
Annika: Yes, ew. Which is why you never want to fall in love, because then the man will touch you, you will get pregnant-
R: 'Pregnant'?
Annika: It when the baby is in the mommy's belly. After nine months, the baby is born. But as I was saying. You will get pregnant, and you will die.
R: Like the time when that one guy took my lollipop-
Annika: Yes. Exactly like that time. Only with less blood.
R: Aww. D:
Annika: -pat- I know. Now get off my lap. I'm losing feeling in my legs.
R: -slides off-
Annika: Now that that little event in time is done with, time to tell you readers (WE KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. >.>;) what we've been up to for the past five months.
June:
Annika;; ...nothing. |D;
R;;My stupid Retard buttface of a sister got caught with drugs and went to jail. D| ...again. x3
July:
Annika;; I TURNED 12. 8DDDD July 26th, baby. We saw Wall-E and went roller skating and it was made of win. OH, and I got into my chat grouping obsession, AKA role playing as anime characters only with less description, and more crack. Still obsessed with it to this day.
R;; Uhm. I went to Annikas party, if that counts for me?
August:
Both;; SCHOOL.
DUN DUN DUUUUUN.
Annika;; It was my first year of middle school, since we're in different countries I MEAN COUNTIES and we start in different grades. Like her = 6th grade, me = 7th. It was made of fail, with lockers, and teachers, and homework, oh my!
R;; Same...ish. Except all of my teachers are flaming poopheads. I hope my social studies teacher dies in some form of freak accident including pecan pudding...>D
September:
Annika;; I GOT VIRTUALLY MARRIED. |D Numerous times. Please, don't ask.
R;; The month I first discovered that my friends (K) mother is a frekkin' wack-job fruit loop... otherwise...nothin'
October:
Annika;; UMUM. I got my next sash in Kung Fu. : D Because that's what keeps Annika semi-healthy, and she feels epic for passing. Yes. AND IT WAS HALLOWEEN ON THE 31ST. I was a jesterrrr.
R;;The worst halloween EVA!!!!!!! I threw up....all over the place. I was a ZOMBIE! o3o
November:
HERE WE AREEEE
A lot of other things probably happened, but nothing momentous enough to stick in our incredibly short attention spans.
R: Spans. That's such a funny word. :3 ...SPANSSS.
Annika: It reminds me of you.
R: Why? O.o
Annika: It sounds like spazz. ;D
R: That was so not funny, it burned.
Annika: Did I say it was supposed to be funny?
R: You implied.
Annika: LIAR. You're too quick to judge what a person says.
R: ...so?
Annika: IF YEW WERE DED OR STILL ALIVE, I DON'T CAAARE. X3
R: ...That HURTS...you big meanie face......SPANSSSS
Annika: ...and here we witness R's incredibly short attention span.
R: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. 8D
Annika: ...sure....
OHOH. I REMEMBERED SOMETHING FOR OCTOBER.
The English dub of Ouran High School Host Club came out. 8D
WHICH I /WILL/ BUY TOMORROW. >D
R: My sister was resently arested for cocaine......frikkin' AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Annika: Your sister is brilliant. My brother has been perfectly behaved in college. |D;
R: Wow, I wish my sister would move out :c Anyway, we have to go because.....because we...can.
Annika: Pure intelligence right there.
R: DON'T MOCK ME. -dramatic head turn-
Annika: Oh you'll get over it. If not, then I'd suggest a psychologist.
Anyway, we're off. ;D Toodles ~
