So we're back ~ |D

ALRIGHT.

So we poofed.

For like, five months. Which is good, because that means we haven't been bored, and we have a lot to say.

Unfortunately, on this evening that is now, it's only Annika & R. I know, you miss Z, Y, and Kysa with their doom and gloom.

Too bad.

Go cry in your corners, emo kids.

...ahahaha, as if we have readers.

~Beginning~

R: Annika, where do babies come from?

Annika: -___-; Uhm. It's a long story.

R: I have the time.

Annika: ...come sit on Santa's lap, and I'll tell you the story.

R: -comes and sits like a five year old- I wanna pony!

Annika: ...yeah. Uhm, for the story.

R: STORYTIME. : D

Annika: ...yeah. When a man loves a woman very much-

R: Ew romance. D:

Annika: Yes, ew. Which is why you never want to fall in love, because then the man will touch you, you will get pregnant-

R: 'Pregnant'?

Annika: It when the baby is in the mommy's belly. After nine months, the baby is born. But as I was saying. You will get pregnant, and you will die. 

R: Like the time when that one guy took my lollipop-

Annika: Yes. Exactly like that time. Only with less blood.

R: Aww. D:

Annika: -pat- I know. Now get off my lap. I'm losing feeling in my legs.

R: -slides off-

Annika: Now that that little event in time is done with, time to tell you readers (WE KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. >.>;) what we've been up to for the past five months.

June: 

Annika;; ...nothing. |D;

R;;My stupid Retard buttface of a sister got caught with drugs and went to jail. D| ...again. x3

July:

Annika;; I TURNED 12. 8DDDD July 26th, baby. We saw Wall-E and went roller skating and it was made of win. OH, and I got into my chat grouping obsession, AKA role playing as anime characters only with less description, and more crack. Still obsessed with it to this day.

R;; Uhm. I went to Annikas party, if that counts for me? 

August:

Both;; SCHOOL.

DUN DUN DUUUUUN.

Annika;; It was my first year of middle school, since we're in different countries I MEAN COUNTIES and we start in different grades. Like her = 6th grade, me = 7th. It was made of fail, with lockers, and teachers, and homework, oh my!

R;;  Same...ish. Except all of my teachers are flaming poopheads. I hope my social studies teacher dies in some form of freak accident including pecan pudding...>D

September:

Annika;; I GOT VIRTUALLY MARRIED. |D Numerous times. Please, don't ask.

R;; The month I first discovered that my friends (K) mother is a frekkin' wack-job fruit loop... otherwise...nothin'

October:

Annika;; UMUM. I got my next sash in Kung Fu. : D Because that's what keeps Annika semi-healthy, and she feels epic for passing. Yes. AND IT WAS HALLOWEEN ON THE 31ST. I was a jesterrrr.

R;;The worst halloween EVA!!!!!!! I threw up....all over the place. I was a ZOMBIE! o3o

November:

HERE WE AREEEE

A lot of other things probably happened, but nothing momentous enough to stick in our incredibly short attention spans.

R: Spans. That's such a funny word. :3 ...SPANSSS.

Annika: It reminds me of you.

R: Why? O.o

Annika: It sounds like spazz. ;D

R: That was so not funny, it burned.

Annika: Did I say it was supposed to be funny?

R: You implied.

Annika: LIAR. You're too quick to judge what a person says.

R: ...so?

Annika: IF YEW WERE DED OR STILL ALIVE, I DON'T CAAARE. X3

R: ...That HURTS...you big meanie face......SPANSSSS

Annika: ...and here we witness R's incredibly short attention span.

R: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. 8D

Annika: ...sure....

OHOH. I REMEMBERED SOMETHING FOR OCTOBER.

The English dub of Ouran High School Host Club came out. 8D

WHICH I /WILL/ BUY TOMORROW. >D

R: My sister was resently arested for cocaine......frikkin' AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Annika: Your sister is brilliant. My brother has been perfectly behaved in college. |D;

R: Wow, I wish my sister would move out :c Anyway, we have to go because.....because we...can.

Annika: Pure intelligence right there.

R: DON'T MOCK ME. -dramatic head turn-

Annika: Oh you'll get over it. If not, then I'd suggest a psychologist.

Anyway, we're off. ;D Toodles ~